mightfallin:

whirrring:

thetiredgames:

Dachshund U.N.

For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

this was so fucking important

"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."

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I think I just lost a follower.

I’m sorry you’re not down with chicken pizza freedom.

Tags: i'm done now

repulsivesidekick:

missmerewolf:

"When Domino’s puts something on its menu that addresses climate change — or at least respects the problem of obesity — I’ll be fine with their use of the word “innovation.”"

Dude.

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Hannibal would find this rude. As a chef, he appreciates the creativity that goes into even the simplest dishes. 

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dancewithmelampy:

*texas police officer ringin my doorbell early tomorrow morning* excuse me ma’am, but we heard u accidentally ran over one bluebonnet yesterday w/ ur lawnmower, afraid we’re gonna have to arrest u

#texasproblems

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"When Domino’s puts something on its menu that addresses climate change — or at least respects the problem of obesity — I’ll be fine with their use of the word “innovation.”"

Dude.

hobocarl:

repulsivesidekick:

missmerewolf:

I think this might be the most pretentious lede I’ve ever read in my life.

You, kind lady, have perfect taste. :3

Not only is the article full of shit but some of the comments are too “What’s with them ruining two good foods? Chciken is good pizza is good. It’s like stuffed crust I don’t need peppers or cheese or whatever nasty concoction you can come up with” Like excuse you stuffed crust is delish and how the hell is cheese a nasty concoction.

Exactly! Get off your high horses. I might have to try one next week in retaliation.

eta: I hadn’t even read the rest of the story but yeah, it’s all obnoxious.

I think this might be the most pretentious lede I’ve ever read in my life.

historicaltimes:

View from the top on the opening day of the Empire State Building, 1931 -

historicaltimes:

View from the top on the opening day of the Empire State Building, 1931 -

bluestategirlforpaul:

missmerewolf:

rd922:

Did you guys know that Paul Ryan hates immigrants???
I had no idea!
I’m glad my professor took time out of the lecture on the Cuban Missile crisis to slander someone he knows nothing about and indoctrinate us on a completely separate topic.
It really thrills me.

Sounds like a really boring professor.

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Worst part of college, crazy liberal professors. I remember I could have gotten extra credit to go see the new Michael Moore movie. How about no.

Ha, no thanks. I still remember going to orientation and a couple of professors were talking about campus activities, etc. One said something like “you could get involved in a political campaign” and the other one said “as long as it’s for the Democratic party.”

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sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall, via runningrepublican)