collegehumor:

7 Presidential Cocktails for Your Fourth of July [Click to get drunker]

Pro-tip: Never mix politics with religion - Leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.

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So descriptive of the US - Russian politics !

news-analysis:

So descriptive of the US - Russian politics !

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Tags: freedom boop

anessawolf:

missmerewolf:

Hey anessawolf, saw you mentioned Troy Tulowitzki in the tags of that baseball post. Tulo is one of my top baes so I would like to present this awesomely bad photo from when I met him at an autograph signing a few years ago.
My friend zoomed in a little too much so here we have my left eye, a large woman, and 5% of his purty face.

Indeed, Troy Tulowitzki has risen above petty division rivalry and made it onto my list of top 100 baseball babes. His boyish face makes me want to melt!

Here’s a picture of me at the 2012 fanfest with Aubrey Huff. Now I seem to look like a sly fox smirking at her prey, but this was right before I turned to emit the loudest gurgle/grunt hybrid and completely humiliate myself in front of him. (He was the first pro baseball player I’ve ever seen in person!)

Hahaha, love it! You do look like you’re scoping out the booty but I can relate to what came after that (pretty sure I just awkwardly said “good luck this season”…wow, so original).
Yes, I am glad we’re able to look beyond the petty division rivalry on this…Hunter Pence has been on my baseball babes list for a while now. :)

anessawolf:

missmerewolf:

Hey anessawolf, saw you mentioned Troy Tulowitzki in the tags of that baseball post. Tulo is one of my top baes so I would like to present this awesomely bad photo from when I met him at an autograph signing a few years ago.

My friend zoomed in a little too much so here we have my left eye, a large woman, and 5% of his purty face.

Indeed, Troy Tulowitzki has risen above petty division rivalry and made it onto my list of top 100 baseball babes. His boyish face makes me want to melt!

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Here’s a picture of me at the 2012 fanfest with Aubrey Huff. Now I seem to look like a sly fox smirking at her prey, but this was right before I turned to emit the loudest gurgle/grunt hybrid and completely humiliate myself in front of him. (He was the first pro baseball player I’ve ever seen in person!)

Hahaha, love it! You do look like you’re scoping out the booty but I can relate to what came after that (pretty sure I just awkwardly said “good luck this season”…wow, so original).

Yes, I am glad we’re able to look beyond the petty division rivalry on this…Hunter Pence has been on my baseball babes list for a while now. :)

Hey anessawolf, saw you mentioned Troy Tulowitzki in the tags of that baseball post. Tulo is one of my top baes so I would like to present this awesomely bad photo from when I met him at an autograph signing a few years ago.

My friend zoomed in a little too much so here we have my left eye, a large woman, and 5% of his purty face.

Hey anessawolf, saw you mentioned Troy Tulowitzki in the tags of that baseball post. Tulo is one of my top baes so I would like to present this awesomely bad photo from when I met him at an autograph signing a few years ago.

My friend zoomed in a little too much so here we have my left eye, a large woman, and 5% of his purty face.

hobocarl:

hobocarl:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CUCUMBERMANPATCH MORPHED W A DINOSAUR

It’s literally JohnLock(e)

NO WAIT I MEAN SHERLOCKE HOLMES 

Either way, it’s perfect.

hobocarl:

hobocarl:

yair-can-i-give-u-a-lapid-dance:

WHAT IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CUCUMBERMANPATCH MORPHED W A DINOSAUR

It’s literally JohnLock(e)

NO WAIT I MEAN SHERLOCKE HOLMES

Either way, it’s perfect.

hobocarl:

teamputvedev:

i’ve decided to start watching baseball but i realized i don’t know anything about baseball

Agreed on all points (except Seattle and SF being the best teams :P)

"All you have to care about is the game, or the cute butts and you too can be a fan of the greatest sport ever!"

Definitely go with both.

At Rockies games we have this silly race sponsored by a dental business with a toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss…not nearly as cool as the president or sausage ones. D:

"She’s such a capitalist, she’ll bitch slap you with an invisible hand."

— Greg Gutfeld introducing Liz McDonald (via kekse01)

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ronpaulproblems:

It’s back!

ronpaulproblems:

It’s back!

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