"The one thing that sticks with me is something Penn Jilette said a couple of years ago. He looks for people that you can never predict their third opinion after hearing their first two. I’ve always taken that advice, of hanging around people who you just can’t predict every opinion, because if you can predict every opinion you’ve got an incredibly boring show, or if it’s a network it would be MSNBC."
— Greg Gufeld (via iheartredeye)
Anonymous said: I'm going camping soon and need a SCARY story to impress my friends... help me please?
Really REALLY glad that Turn is showing people that George Washington was a sexy, desired babe of a man and not just a puffy cheeked, frowning old man.
He was 6’2”. He was the finest horseman in Virginia. He was a fantastic dancer.
He may be the father of our country but you want him to be the father of your children.
I nominate “[George Washington] may be the father of our country, but you want him to be the father of your children” for quote of the decade.
Exactly what I thought of when I saw your “Hot George Washington” pic a minute ago.
hobocarl said: Hobocarl you are so funny, here have some bread.
Thank you Hobocarl, it’s always nice to be recognized. I will take that bread